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All our servers and company laptops went down at pretty much the same time. Laptops have been bootlooping to blue screen of death. It’s all very exciting, personally, as someone not responsible for fixing it.
Apparently caused by a bad CrowdStrike update.
Edit: now being told we (who almost all generally work from home) need to come into the office Monday as they can only apply the fix in-person. We’ll see if that changes over the weekend…
I was quite surprised when I heard the news. I had been working for hours on my PC without any issues. It pays off not to use Windows.
Honestly kind of excited for the company blogs to start spitting out their disaster recovery stories.
I mean - this is just a giant test of disaster recovery plans. And while there are absolutely real-world consequences to this, the fix almost seems scriptable.
If a company uses IPMI (Called AMT and sometimes vPro by Intel), and their network is intact/the devices are on their network, they ought to be able to remotely address this.
But that’s obviously predicated on them having already deployed/configured the tools.Bahaha 😂😂 continue using proprietary software, that’s all you are going to get in addition to privacy issues… Switch to Linux.
Ironic. They did what they are there to protect against. Fucking up everyone’s shit
best day ever. the digitards get a wakeup call. how often have been lectured by imbeciles how great whatever dumbo closed source is. “i need photoshop”, “windows powershell and i get work done”, “azure and onedrive and teams…best shit ever”, " go use NT, nobody will use a GNU".
yeah well, i hope every windows user would be kept of the interwebs for a year and mac users just burn in hell right away. lazy scum that justifies shitting on society for their own comfort. while everyone needs a drivers license, dumb fucking parents give tiktok to their kids…idiocracy will have a great election this winter.
This is a a ruse to make Work From Home end.
All IT people should go on general strike now.
Servers on Windows? Even domain controllers can be Linux-based.
CrowdStrike: It’s Friday, let’s throw it over the wall to production. See you all on Monday!
This is going to be a Big Deal for a whole lot of people. I don’t know all the companies and industries that use Crowdstrike but I might guess it will result in airline delays, banking outages, and hospital computer systems failing. Hopefully nobody gets hurt because of it.
Big chunk of New Zealands banks apparently run it, cos 3 of the big ones can’t do credit card transactions right now
It was mayhem at PakNSave a bit ago.
In my experience it’s always mayhem at PakNSave.
If anything, it’s probably calmed P’n’S down a bit…
cos 3 of the big ones can’t do credit card transactions right now
Bitcoin still up and running perhaps people can use that
Stop running production services on M$. There is a better backend OS.
Windows moment 🤣
play stupid games win stupid prizes
oh joy. can’t wait to have to fix this for all of our clients today…
You have no idea how much fun its being.
I’m so tired of all the fun…
You’re going to have fun whether you like it or not.
(Seemed appropriate lol)
“Today”, right. I wish you a good weekend stranger.
Xfinity H&I network it down so I can’t watch Star Trek. I get an error msg connection failure. Other channels work though.
https://www.theregister.com/ has a series of articles on what’s going on technically.
Latest advice…
There is a faulty channel file, so not quite an update. There is a workaround…
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Boot Windows into Safe Mode or WRE.
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Go to C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike
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Locate and delete file matching “C-00000291*.sys”
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Boot normally.
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