Woman faces 30 years in prison after bong water is found during Minnesota traffic stop
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A North Dakota woman pulled over by deputies in Minnesota could face up to 30 years in prison after a bong containing water that tested positive for methamphetamine was found in her car.

Let’s see, avoiding taxes for more than a decade, paid a porn star to keep her quiet during an election to win the presidency, tried to off Mike, Organized an insurrection…hmmm time served sir. Good thing they only found classified documents all over his public house and not a bong… because a bong, that’s 30 to life! Specially if it was full of water that may or may not have contained meth.

  • pHr34kY@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    What’s the lesson here? Clean your bongs?

    Imagine facing 30 years for not emptying out an old coffee cup.

    • ricecake@sh.itjust.works
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      18 days ago
      • dump your bong water before driving. Legally relevant in Minnesota, but avoids gross spills everywhere.
      • lower maximum penalties for non-violent crimes. Even if she just “had meth” and you thought prison was appropriate for that, 30 years is a perversion. The maximum isn’t typical, but it shouldn’t even be on the table.
      • when repealing a law, make sure you find all the random bullshit related to it, because cops and DAs are bastards.
      • don’t be a cop or a DA, else people will think you’re a bastard, no insult to bastards intended.

      Also, TIL you can smoke meth in a bong? That seems particularly weird to me. Takes a village I suppose.