Anything goes but I’m particularly interested in habits/practices/abillities that are real and otherwise can be developed with time and effort.
Keeping living space clean at all times
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Apart from world peace (of course), a change gender voucher. Would probably cost 300 gems or something.
In what ways are you unsatisfied with your current gender?
they probably suffer from gender dysphoria
I second the change gender voucher. But a character makeover ticket would be even better.
Proficiency in Ancient Greek, Avestan, Hittite, Old Church Slavonic, Sanskrit, and Tocharian A.
Yes, this can be developed with enough time and effort, but I’m no elf to live a millennium and resources for those languages are awful to find.
Sodalicious fruit snacks.
Wouldn’t Tocharian B be better?
With A you could read mostly Buddhist scriptures that already exist in other languages, but with B you could read more historically-relevant secular works.
Frankly I’d be a happy camper with either. My focus isn’t too much on what those languages were used for, but on Proto-Indo-European reconstruction; having more points of reference is always useful.
(That said you’re right that Toch. B would be better - it seems to be more conservative. I thought that it was the opposite.)
All the birth control companies.
And then give it away for free.
The vacant lot west of my house.
Inhumanity, by way of a new body. The human body is genuinely just awful and I’d love to have something better.
I think I’d quite like to be a free-floating cloud of quantum dots.
Either a nice, small house by the ocean or my kid’s university fees.
I should buy a boat
A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! I’ll take the box.
Its amazing to think that show used to actually be well written and funny. Not just “Hey Louis! Remember the time I was a dinosaur?” cuts to 64 million years ago, a dinosaur with peters head hehhehhehhehhehheh!!! cuts back to modern day hehhehhehhehhehhehheh
My debt
I guess I only need to get rid of my student debt, buy a house, a car that doesn’t break down, then I’ll buy some friends, I’ll buy a nice paying job with a career in my field of expertise and I’ll grab some charisma and friend making skills at the checkout
Superhuman charisma.
I wouldn’t like to have charisma, charisma is (in my opinion) just a mask to cover your insecurities, plus I like my autistic behaviour even if it makes me quite the opposite of charismatic. I would rather buy intelligence, even though I’m already great in that department.
the “means of production” – according to a dragon in a web comic i read.
I’d buy more money, obviously.
Cryptocurrency scammers have entered the chat.
I’d buy the assets of the wealthy and redistribute it to the poor.
A house by the lake would be nice. Perhaps an island as well.
I would definitely go for a recursive island. It’s an island with a lake, that has an island.
Turns out there’s a ton of them in Finland.
There I would build my house: by a private lake, with a summer house on the private island on the private lake.
It’s unfortunelately really hard to get a building permit on a island. They’re virtually always vacation home plots. Funnily enough though islands are usually cheaper than the equivalent size of land on the mainland.
By private do you mean “Already inhabited by 12 billion mosquitos”?
