It’s a bidet that forces you to scrub your own ass to clean it instead of the superior ones that simply power-wash the dingle-berries and shit crust with mild water pressure to clean your ass without having to risk getting pink-eye.
You squat over it. There’s a knob that changes it from the faucet to a sprayer. You get the temperature right and squat over it, then turn the knob. A glorious stream rises towards your buttocks as if it were a chariot carrying you to the heavens. You wash your bits, give it a good shake, and go about your day. Optionally keep a towel for drying.
I’m just an ignorant dirty American.
Can I get an ELi5 on how to use this model?
It’s a bidet that forces you to scrub your own ass to clean it instead of the superior ones that simply power-wash the dingle-berries and shit crust with mild water pressure to clean your ass without having to risk getting pink-eye.
You squat over it. There’s a knob that changes it from the faucet to a sprayer. You get the temperature right and squat over it, then turn the knob. A glorious stream rises towards your buttocks as if it were a chariot carrying you to the heavens. You wash your bits, give it a good shake, and go about your day. Optionally keep a towel for drying.