Someone get him some cherries.
Wannabe Zorg. He better avoid luxury space liners.
Zorg made it look way better
And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.
Zorg also made things that actually work.
If only cyber trucks had a little red button
Zorg’s flame thrower was a lot better than Musk’s.
Bigger too.
…and wasn’t just a flame thrower.
He should go back to this
A wig?
Offbrand jack sperrow looking ahh
“Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?”
Adios turd nugget!
Couldn’t find a gif of Corey Feldman?
all those hair plugs just for that
At least zorg knew he was an asshole
Musk definitely knows too.
I don’t agree. I think he believes he’s a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.
Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It’s a dangerous mixture.
Although he failed at economics with the broken window fallacy
You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs
In this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.
I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I’d get hair plugs too.
As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn’t be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.
Agreed.
But he’s a sack of shit, so I don’t think too many people will think that hard.
Agreed, but the reason this is done to him from my understanding is that he does this sort of ad hominem attack on others and is a bully, generally, so why shouldn’t people point out his superficial flaws as well? Especially when he continually tries to rewrite history that none of this happened because his ego is so fragile?
If he was a standup billionaire (heh, oxymoron there), people wouldn’t feel like attacking things like this were acceptable.
But because he’s a gigantic douchenozzle who regularly bullies people for things exactly like this, including his own family, it’s game on.
It’s gender affirming care
Not really, it’s typical for men to bald like him, women don’t typically bald like that, if anything it’s transitioning away from his natural body to a more female like
I’m sure every man who has ever gotten plugs has looked in the mirror and said, “NOW I’m pretty!”
So demure so mindful.
Not like those other presidents
The assumption being that some genders don’t have hair?
While I agreed with this on some level. Men shave their heads and move on with life. Not spend money to pretend to be something they’re not.
Not spend money to pretend to be something they’re not.
lol
And some men get hair transplants and move on with life, shouldn’t affect you at all
And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?
You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
Bring me the priest.
“I know”
Are these pictures from a Karen convention going on somewhere?
Somehow reminding me of the singer of Rammstein
Never have I been so disappointed to see Till brought up in a conversation about Musk.
Till is infinitely more valuable to the human race than Musk could ever hope to be. 🤘
Have you heard how he allegedly treats women?
Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?
Alternatively:
Well, the guy has some style. Sad that his personality has been corrupted so much.
You mean he’s got some type of style. What that style is though…
I feel like this is more accurate:
Hey now, Roger had some depth and grew as a character!
Is regression a form of growth?
Technically.
It’s a negative growth rate!
Roger went from intense bully to just a jerk, musk went the opposite way.
“fire one million” - Musk
It totally works.
