The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I’m in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.
I lost, so I guess I would be speaking German right now.
Sometimes you roll the Katamari, and sometimes the Katamari rolls you.
City of Heroes (20 year old game). As an NPC, I would be screwed, as a player character, it would be pretty sweet at for the first few days before the lack meaningful interactions and the constant “work” started to get to me.
Wow. Haven’t played that since college.
The game that almost ruined my marriage, lol.
Those 8 hour task force runs aren’t going to run themselves, honey!!
Baldur’s Gate 3, I probably would be praising The Absolute.
Meanwhile me attempting the late game swoop on Mystra because Gale somehow managed to fuck up being the personal booty calls of one of the most powerful gods of the realm
Minecraft Survival? Well, I wasn’t playing on hardcore, so I guess I’d be alright.
Or, hmm, on my phone, Pikmin Bloom. A vast army of adorable minions to accompany me as we wander around Chicago in search of public art; not so bad.
I think living in post nuclear armageddon Nevada would fix me
Spiderman 2.
I live in the suburbs of Chicago. Not much changes, except the super elite have some insane tech that might as well be magic. Oh, and I guess super powers are real.
Modded Minecraft. It’s going to depend entirely on whether I can still search the various wikis.
There are 100% Minecraft modders who would figure out how to escape using some unfathomable redstone contraption.
Factorio. I don’t know how to build machinery from scratch so I’d be pretty fucked.
Sudoku?
(I’m an old)
Animal Crossing New Leaf. I’d be ecstatic.
Guess I’m playing cards in the tavern with Thrall and Uther!
Dynasty Warriors 8: Empires; it would really depend on if I were an officer or not, and then if I had a name or not. Best case scenario I worm my way into an out of the way post in the Wei clan and hold one mantra in mind: “Do not pursue Lu Bu”.
Trombone Champ. I’d be in a marching band. Again.
Balatro. I think I’m okay? I don’t even know what that would mean.
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