Looks like the EU to me
Esperain
Sprance
The birthplace of Esperanto!
Monaco got stung by a wasp.
Australia, right?
Clearly New Zealand. Go check your map, I bet it’s missing as usual!
That would be France’s Testicles.
Francicles…
Francicles The First
and (slightly more to the north)
Francicles The Second.
Its too close to a rich, smug monarchy nearby - better be safe & guillotine those babies off!!
So Italy is trying to kick France in the nuts?
…seems legit. Carry on.
Aix-en-Provence
This is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world’s largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.
Bavarium for making donut filling right?
Canadian, some think we are american enough for most situations.
Is it Greece?
Im gonna go check, but thats my answer right now
Yes it’s Greece 🇬🇷, not bad!
Loli need to pay more attention to what community a post is in before i reply
Loli
😬
Good ol’ Meme-a-stan. President: R. Astley.
why the fuck would an american know anything about the geograpgy of europe? We’re not invading them anytime soon who gives a fuck?
I mean, that didn’t stop kids from going to fight in Iraq.
there’s a reason our voting age is the same as a military enlistment age
Maybe if Norway had more brown people to go with the oil America might have more interest in it lol
No kidding, I’m tired of people acting like I’m an idiot because I don’t have the European countries and their positions on the world map memorized. It’s a continent I’m unlikely to ever visit, why would I need to know these things?
“Europeans know these things about America, why don’t you learn them about Europe?”
I never asked y’all to learn about my country. I’m not gonna judge you if you can’t pinpoint Sedgwick County, KS on a map. I live here, I have plenty of reason to know it. Someone living in Avignon doesn’t
euro heads don’t understand the sheer scale and basedness of america, the entire american country covers the entire geographical region of basically ALL of europe collectively. It is quite literally a country on the scale of no other country.
Except for maybe russia, but thats mostly ice so nobody cares.
all of a sudden everyone knew what a Crimea was around 2014
Circa 1853.
can’talonia
Basque at deez nuts
This genuinely got me. I’m from the UK, so I know Europe roughly, but looking at the image I spent way to long trying to figure out what it could be until I realised it was a joke… I’m not a smart woman.
I thought Catalonia finally separated but then the shape was weird…
Greater Morocco
it’s a shame what happened when Atlantis attacked
That’s where they race the Monte Carlo Rally. Than they flood it when the race is over.
That my dear friend would be beautiful little Africa.
The real secret european country. We just didn’t unlock it (Yet). Be a man and don’t look it up.
occupied Koenigsberg?
Königsberg
Samland
It’s a Russian enclave, but I don’t know what it’s called without looking it up. I’ll be the first to say “Oooooh right” when someone does post the name.
Kaliningrad
Oooooh right
Ooooh right
Akshually it’s a Russian exclave. That means it’s disconnected from the main part of Russia. An enclave is like Vatican city which is totally surrounded by Italy. 🤓🤓
Isn’t the Vatican a “country” with exactly one citizen?
Mr. Vatican VII
There’s a bunch of staff there too. Wikipedia cites an estimate of 764 people.
Having been there, that’s a lot less than I would have imagined it to be. But that means nothing.
I said “Oooooh right” before you. What now, buddy?
The guy’s clearly a fraud
Oh it is on!!!
New Prussia
I cheated and looked up a map of Europe, and that country is named “Russia”. Haha!
So, pre WWII that was more-or-less East Prussia. Does anybody know how Russian it is these days, in terms of language and culture? Is there any remaining hint of Prussianness vs Russianness? I would think that having no land route connecting it to the rest of Moscow might result in it having its own identity. But, I don’t know enough about its history to know if any of the people there feel a connection to the pre-WWII identity.
OTOH, sometimes you get the opposite effect, like people in the Falkland Islands feeling even stronger connections to Britain than a lot of the people actually living in the British Isles.
Also, since it’s the home of the Black Sea fleet, I imagine that means a lot of Russians in the navy moving there, which would tend to exert a strong Russian cultural influence on the area.
Well all inhabitants were pretty much thrown out or fled to Germany in fear of persecution. Then Stalin filled it up with ethnic Russians.
They do have their own identity afaik, but it stems more from the connections they made with the neighbours: Lithuania and Poland.
I don’t know how deep it goes, but Kaliningraders were more against the war as it inconvenienced them in doing their shopping in Lithuania.
Btw it’s only half of East Prussia, the southern half was given to Poland.
