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Let it be known to my birthgiver that Mine stomach doth consist of emptiness
/iambic pentameter
That’s just how American people speak versus how British people speak…
Oi Maaaar! I’m starvin’ me ‘ed orf! So’ me owt some grub, ya git!
Short is smart.
Suck it Billy.
for it is yearning to taste the heaven of honey bunches
Me when I get paid per word
Lies.shakespear has nothing on 3 years old on the drama department
Nothing makes you appreciate shakespeares writing like seeing someone try to imitate shakespeares writing.
Shakespeare would have gotten at least one dick joke in there. This is unrealistic.
