I hope it’s pet pygmy mamoths

Kamala proposed a corporate tax hike. They will be pulling out literally All. The. Stops.

I would love to hear Elon explain the complete process that is mail in voting.

The process is actually more secure than in person voting. Especially on a machine.

Republican voters will see what they want to see.

None of these things actually matter to most of them.

It’s about sucking up to the rich so they maybe let them into the club.

Excluding other races so the line for the club will get shorter.

Punishing the people who believe a better club everyone could fit inside of is possible because what if they waited in line this long and fucked over and alienated this many people for nothing.

Surely My beloved copyright destroying ultra litigious art sweatshop wouldn’t use my one time free trial to their streaming service to limit the liability of my children’s deaths at their hands.

Personally I’m glad. I hope they had a bad enough experience that Ubisoft stops being a fucking money factory with it’s terrible products.

Thousands Standing Around

Oh don’t worry even if they accidentally do too well and have absolute power they still won’t accomplish anything because just enough corpo Dems will turncoat to prevent any real change.

Just as the donors intended.

$1500 on deathbed confession accompanied with blaming a bunch of already dead people.

In an ancient time a young boy discovering the true capabilities of his mother’s laptop decided to save a relic for later use by printing it. No matter how many times he pressed the print command the printer did not respond.

The next day his mother returned from the office with an exasperated expression and a red swollen complexion claiming a hacker had caused her computer to print so. So much porn.

That’s cute honey, now rendition the criminals we tell you to and stay out of our military bases.

WhAt WoUlD tHe DoNoRs ThInK

People thought the same of binary computers in their development phase.

What if you found another window to put ads in?

Man Venezuela doesn’t need this shit.

I had a steel series mouse.

The build quality? Excellent.

Design quality? Great

Software? Almost seemed intentionally insultingly bad.

Imagine if they dragged Prescott Bush out of his house in the middle of the night and strung him up.

We would literally be on a different. Fucking. Planet.

So, it’s the interviewers job to not ask potentially embarrassing questions?

I now perceive the world in 40 foot radiuses. When I walk into a room I immediately asses the potential xp gain of a fireball. When I choose a table at a restaurant I ensure that I am outside the blast radius of the point any logical wizard would target. When planning my wedding I ensured there would be a counter spell prepared by every member of the wedding party (I distributed enchanted flasks to the martial classes.) My home is a series of right angled hallways and all bedrooms are only accessible by ladder.