Probably old Pokémon like leaf green and Yoshis island.

I don’t have a car, just passed theory

One of my first wanks was at that big tits lake girl at the beginning of Freddy Vs Jason.

The truth is out there

Be from a wealthy family and nepotism.

That’s not a thing here. Ice cream vans do not exist.

A fuck

That’s stupid. We’re missing peak horniness like that, both genders like sex (and getting blown and fucked) anyways.

I ran out of games

Of course. If anyone is openly sexual and horny online it’s either a dude and most likely gay or something in between. Why girls aren’t like that?

You’re a dude, right?

I met my celebrity crush twice in a dream. It was the best dream ever but I can’t barely remember the details, I hope we had sex or something but again, is hard to remember.

My room. When I’m alone.

Porn, hentai or 90s - early 2000s resident evil OST

If you’re fat? No.

If you’re skinny? Yes.

At least you dated and had something. I’m doing way worse and I bet I’m older than you. And I never went to college either.

My dream was to have a wife and family. Once I realized that wasn’t going to happen I gave up… long ago.

I think they disappear once you restart the PC or clean the cache of your phone.

Also known as goal storm… In Latin America and Asia PES went by Winning Eleven. WE3 Final Version was the first game that made it big there.