Shit, wish I saw this thread before I donated $100

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

It says Pittsburgh, but 15102 is the zip code for Bethel Park

I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?

Personally I was hoping for a heart attack. Did anyone think an assassination, successful or not, wouldn’t just lead to a complete shit-show?

I wonder what the chances are that Russia did this.

Yeah, same.

The cynical part of me wonders how many of these “we’re cooked” comments are part of a psyop to discourage Democrats from voting

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

A man can dream. It would probably be more realistic to get him to up his hamberder intake though.

They put it back about an hour later

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

I don’t trust the support staff the other guy is going to pick.

Well that was certainly a thing

Hissen to be puneished

Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers

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Wait, are you supposed to be able to make out the lyrics?