Remember to flip the switch back on when you need to pee
Not the same plumbing.
TIL. Thanks.
Contrary to common belief, pee is, in fact, stored in the balls.
Yeah, TIL about the meme. Whoosh for me.
Congrats! You were one of today’s lucky ten thousand!
“Mods, deactivate this man’s balls.”
Ya but can I have my switch installed near my taint?
Careful what you wish for
After you get snipped, it’s potentially weeks/months before you are shooting blanks, a switch like this is less of babies/no babies and more like babies/accidental babies.
Edit: sorry for facts on shit post
Yes here is an article about it. Article
The relevant part. “The binary nature of the Bimek SLV might make it seem that you can switch off your potency at will, but the body will need time to flush existing sperm out of the system, as it were. The ever-helpful FAQ says that it may take up to three months, or “until about your 30th ejaculation.” Whichever comes first is a question only you can answer.”
To clarify why, it’s because sperm travels through those tubes for at least 5 days before reaching maturity and then once in position can be ejaculated by a pressure differential caused by the prostate (that bulb thing between the balls and urethra). So an effective switch with an instant effect would need to be placed before but directly adjacent to the prostate which could have potential complications when the prostate attempts to dry fire with the feed shuttered.
The solution is clearly to add a synthetic pressure bladder. (Don’t, I’m joking).
30th ejaculation? pfft, hold my beer and watch this.
Weirdest gdq speedrun ever?
Yep. For anyone who’s that serious about not having children, that’s more like an incentive.
Source: got snipped.
When I got mine, the doc said I should wait about two weeks then “ejaculate as frequently as possible” before returning for the scheduled checkup/semen test.
Doctor’s orders! 🫡
Lol I was given the same advice.
“Go home, rest up for two weeks, the bust as much as you can before you come back and get tested”
I’ll hold your beer, but I’m not providing an audience.
Screw this guy. I’ll cheer you and bring you water when you’re done
Yeah…you need to be hydrating if you’re fapping several times a day.
That’s just good science.
That’s like half a day. What am I supposed to do with the other half?
Beat your meat in the missus?
Gotta wait for the clear bill of health
This was my first thought. I could see this being a medical procedure in place of a vasectomy. Get switch (or something less likely to get bumped) installed and set to off. Then when you want to have kids, another procedure to turn the switch on.
People keep looking for a quick fix for male sperm control, I didn’t think it is possible. At least not as a off and on solution that keeps coming up.
Maybe this plus a urethral spermicide enema?
I was in a band called Urethral Spermicide Enema. We were the least successful string quartet in the Florida panhandle.
Should’ve gone to Gainesville
Did you have to get a USE to join the band?
I think you’ll need to go deeper than just the urethra.
Yeah, but you still gotta go through it
We all know pee is stored in the balls.
So this is just a piss switch.
(Which would actually be a real issue solver for folk with incontinence issues.)That exists. My great-aunt had one of these for her incontinence problems.
Oh, for real, not just catheters with a valve either, proper internal semi-permanent valves/switches with magnets, some even gravity operated.
Thx for TILing me.
There’s a big difference between this and getting snipped. The difference is, like, vast. It’s a vast difference.
More of a vas deferens I think
Angry up vote
Yes, indeed, you said the funny part aloud.
They just want your money, super glue works just as good and it’s cheaper, non-invasive.
Wouldn’t compression of the tissue starve it if oxygen and cause necrosis?
What? Why would you permanently compress it?
TIL about the meme, but to continue hypothetically - any sort of pressure to either hold the ends of the type in the mechanism, or if the tube continues through the mechanism and a “pinch” is done to prevent flow.
wait till this comes with a monthly subscription
When Google wont give you back the API keys to the chastity electrodes
I mean if you’re that worried it’d be more effective to build up a spank bank for making kids later and then just get a vasectomy.
If this was controlled by your Google home, it would need a battery, which would need to be recharged. Imagine saying “hey Google, turn my balls off” and getting “I can’t reach that device” because you forgot to recharge your ball switch last night…
We’re living in the future
Dude imagine getting hit with a groin shot with that fucking thing in your taint
I think I’d be more concerned if my hands were that small
Hook it up to a clapper and live life dangerously.
Actually you’ll need to cum 3-5 times with the switch off to eliminate the chances of impregnating someone!
It’s that way when having a vasectomy
When I got a vasectomy, it was like 20 before they wanted to do a fertility test.
That was the hardest part of the whole procedure. It took like 3 hours for the doctor to make me cum that many times.
Someone has made porn of this somewhere
ಠ_ಠ
Who needs to turn their sperm release on and off so quickly? I understand wanting it to be easier than surgery but no one needs it so fast that you flip a switch. Deciding to have kids is a huge decision that often takes months of fucking to succeed at.
What if you don’t want to have kids with your concubine, but do want to have kids with your wife? What then… Mr smarty pants?
No that’s so you can release it after you’ve pulled out. Its gotta go somewhere.
Need to set up a railway switch track in there. Divert unneeded loads to /dev/null/ and then hit the switch to return to the normal output track.
And so continues the search for the physical /dev/null. Every computer has one but I’ve yet to find it.
It’s for when you need to pee
