I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”
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This question caused a fight in my house. Someone kept trying to say “Brown trout poking out” and i insisted that doesn’t mean poop, it means prairie dog, which i didn’t even know what a thing until a 12 year old kid said those 2 phrases to me.
In Australia, we call it “turtle necking”. The visual is worse.
Not pooping, but whenever i have gas, I say I ate a kitten. Not many people get it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sjRO6BQFMw
Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?
Nope. Silent but messy…
I blame barking spiders
Stepping on a slug
“I need to poo-poo in the pot-tay”
Dropping the kids at the pool.
Skate park if there’s no water.
Take the Browns to the Superbowl
Clevelander here…god damnit. I can’t even argue that joke until we get rid of the rapist.
In Dutch or Flemish at least we say: Ik moet een grote boodschap doen.
Which is a literal translation for: I have to make a big message.
“Gotta see a man about a dog.”
Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a “Tony ten-er.”
My ex boss used to say he was going to use the library whenever he had to shit. Don’t know why.
I didn’t think I was old. Now I do.
I take it your boss was Gen X or older?
In the pre cell phone era, it was common for bathrooms to contain various magazines or books.
Uhhhhhh…was that a regional thing? Because I’m old enough to remember bathrooms before cell phones.
I don’t remember magazines/books being left in the bathroom. I only remember bringing them in.
Seinfeld did a whole episode on how gross it was to brings books into the bathroom.
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Looks like it’s still a thing…
You know that nobody under the age of 40 has ever ordered that.
Oh, definitely not. I’d say no one under 50 would even be a good bet, but I had to look and make sure this wasn’t a Fruit of the Loom Cornucopia/Berenstein Bears type thing.
Wait why the fuck are they gaslighting us about that cornucopia
Hard insider, “Doing an Olli”. We had a coworker named Oliver and when ever we were at a customer on site he not only showed up late but always went straight for the toilets making us wait even longer.
Two of my favourites are:
- I’m touching cloth.
- Dropping the kids off at the pool.
The chocolate bus honks.
A silly Dutch one is saying you got a fax from Darmstad, which is a city in Germany but also Darm=intestines and Stad=city.
I’m gonna try and lose some weight
It’s been 5 hours, were you successful?
I gotta drop the Browns off at the Superbowl.
“I gotta go do some paper work” or “I need to get something down on paper” are my two go-tos
Hope everything comes out alright!
Dad?
Bust a mess.
Do a real paint job.
