I’m actually not serious…
This looks like something our AI overlords will provide the human servitors that remain after the apocalypse.
“Did you pee in the sink or the toilet?”
“Yes.”
“Excuse me, my friends…why are there two toilets in the bathroom?”
“It’s a BIDET, you asshole.”
two seconds later
“Jeezus, somebody took a dump in the bidet.”
It’s a sink.
It’s a style of bidet actually. I had one in a house my family lived in as a kid. Never understood it, installed a hand bidet instead and that one was left unused just sitting next to the toilet
I really do not understand this style of bidet then.
Not serious? I’m on vacation and just took a huge crap in this thing and I can’t figure it out. Wtf are you supposed to just waffle stomp it down and then wash your feet? I’m never visiting Miami again!
Think it like two lies and a truth. The truth is I will probably never visit Miami.
I was born and raised in Miami. I support your decision.
I went to Junior Highschool in Miami, for a couple of years.
Very long ago, 1984, but i have very fond memories.
Supporting your decision to support.
Miami? Just wait till the next flood.
You don’t have your poop knife with you?
Very carefully
You just have to pour whole bucket of Mr. Clean All Purpose Cleaner
https://www.fibaro.com/en/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/09/header-mobile-button-shadow.png How do I turn the lights on?
“oh, then I just washed my hands in the…”
It’s where I fill my water bottles for the day; very convenient because it’s just across from the toilet.
You have to use the three sea shells. They should be somewhere close; look around a bit.
You think this guy actually knows how to use the shells?
I made a similar comment on the post this is parodying.
“It’s for washing ya back-side, right?”
With a potato masher
With a lot of persistence and ingenuity
Imagine being me, scrolling and actually having no idea how to flush it from the picture alone. I may be toilet dumb.
To clarify for anyone else who might be unaware: It’s not a toilet; it’s a bidet. It’s like a wash station for your underside, so you still do your business in the toilet but then come over here to wash. So, much like there’s no flush in a sink, there’s no flush on this.
As a person who has only ever used a bidet as an attachment to the regular toilet- Does one pull up one’s pants before changing stations, or do you waddle over with your pants around your ankles?
Do I have to bring my soap?
You’re gonna need a poop knife…
and elbow grease.
Now that’s a callback.
I’m just an ignorant dirty American.
Can I get an ELi5 on how to use this model?
It’s a bidet that forces you to scrub your own ass to clean it instead of the superior ones that simply power-wash the dingle-berries and shit crust with mild water pressure to clean your ass without having to risk getting pink-eye.
You squat over it. There’s a knob that changes it from the faucet to a sprayer. You get the temperature right and squat over it, then turn the knob. A glorious stream rises towards your buttocks as if it were a chariot carrying you to the heavens. You wash your bits, give it a good shake, and go about your day. Optionally keep a towel for drying.
