Sex
Stocks or other bonds.
They have serial numbers and can be tracked/locked out from the system.
My heart. 😍
You are worth it!
Plutonium.
Atomic Basketball Supermen don’t grow themselves, bub.
Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood
They found me, I don’t know how but they found me
As a normal person with no underground connections, maybe a significantly sized diamond? I don’t even know where to begin to be able to sell it. And any stolen large diamond will definitely raise alarms if I bring it anywhere legal to sell.
Find a shady diamond dealer in Morocco, that’s how my uncle managed it.
Or just any ol pawn shop on the bad side of town. Those guys never notify the police, even when they’re legally obligated to do so. Although, if you go to the wrong pawn shop and they know it’s stolen, they might just jack you themselves.
Trix.
Silly rabbit, trix are for kids.
Blood.
Incan matrimonial head masks
Is there a lot of money in… ah… Incan… Matrimonial head masks?
Boatloads. If you can sell them, which you can’t.
Some people lack vision.
Diamonds, or any sort of gemstone, as trying to sell those things would probably be as risky as stealing them in the first place.
The Statue of Liberty
A famous work of art like the Mona Lisa, maybe? It would be super hard to steal and you might not be able to fence it because it’s too hot. Something like that would immediately go viral on the news and everyone on the planet would be looking out for it.
I understand from some podcast that the Mona Lisa is famousbecause it was stolen. Before that it was just another painting.
some people steal art just for the thrill and don’t even attempt to sell
Stolen AGAIN?! (The theft plays a part in the painting’s fame.)
A crude oil supertanker. It would probably break international law to sell it to anyone willing to buy it.
You’d be surprised at how many nations would be willing to break that international law for some cheap oil.
I feel like “getting away with it” has that covered, so it would be totally worth it.
I thought the stealing part you got away with but not the selling part
Nice try, thieves. I’m not giving you any ideas for things to steal. You should steal this idea instead.
A balloon on free balloon day?
I guess we doin riddles now
