I bet this is what the royal family use
Feeling fancy?
The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.
I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant’s job.
Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.
Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.
Look at this guy. He doesn’t know about the 3 seashells!!!
Onward to the paper, my noble steed!
Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club
Nah just get the horse to hand it to you
I sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she’s not talking to me
Ask no questions regarding the floor mirror
Why is there a mirror on the floor???
Perfection
The fact the sewer pipe has to logically be routed out the back end is sending me
only way I’ll sit to pee.
Nah you can still pee into this one from the side. You just have to arc it
Stand in front and do the bullet curving like in Wanted.
I’d be afraid I’d pee up the horse’s nostril
I’ll just pee into my horse from the side.
Finally you can post while you shit while you shitpost.
Nonsense, posting on that toilet without styrups would be damn near impossible.
This just screams “Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow” even though apparently it doesn’t actually have anything to do with him lol
And I was really suspicious that this was AI-generated but apparently it’s real /shrug
I’m honestly not surprised it’s real, I’ve seen weirder in real life. This just in, Rich people buy weird shit. More at 11:00!
Upon further inspection, it’s almost definitely AI. Look at the better-quality original: https://in.pinterest.com/pin/937874691150982659/
In particular, note the nonsensical reflection in the mirror (which is inexplicably placed on the floor?), weird toilet paper roll, and half-unicorn horn half-third ear thing sticking out from the head.
And if you check out that Pinterest account, it’s full of AI-generated crap too.
Which mostly just demonstrates how good the AI has become, to the point where if you scale down the image somewhat, it fools humans and AI detectors alike.
lmao no wonder something looked so off to me, the HD verision is even more clearly AI-generated, even more so considering the website it came from.
Interestingly enough even the larger image on the original website fooled most of the AI image detectors, with only one of them (isitai.com) just barely saying that the image is probably AI-generated, while all the others said with >90% confidence that it wasn’t.
short version: AI detectors are snake oil garbage.
Don’t get off the carousel until you make your drop
10/10 would poop there
Leaning on the horse when you got diarrhoea 😫
Wrapping both arms around its neck and holding on for dear life.
take me home shadowfax
Sure, but why’s the coke mirror on the floor??
Yeah this needs a little shelf behind the horse’s head.
this one was literal
Time to trade in my SquattyPotty for a TrottyPotty.
But seriously, get yourself a toilet stool, it’s a life changing purchase.
Exactly, I thought this was only missing stirrups!
I wasn’t as impressed as I thought I would be with it
How long have you been using it, and have you occasionally used toilets without a step since starting?
I’ve been using mine for about four years now, and I think it’s insane that most people don’t even know about the benefits of squatting posture.
If you’ve got lots of fiber in your diet, it won’t really matter to ya. Kapow! Out it comes.
One large lump sum
Can confirm. I didn’t notice how much it helped until pooping while traveling without it. Now I take my folding stool with me.
folding stool
I thought that only happened to cats
